Tank Johnson, eat your heart out.

In case you haven't heard the story, apparently John Popper (that's the lead singer of Blues Traveler for those of you who didn't watched their Behind the Music like eight times) was pulled over in his SUV in Washington, where he (or his driver rather) was clocked going 111 mph down the interstate. Along with the predictable stash of weed, the police also discovered a hidden compartment containing a "modest" arsenal of small arms as well as sirens, emergency lights, night vision goggles, and a PA system.































According to him he was keeping all of this in his car in the event of some kind of catastrophic natural disaster. So if a tsunami hits eastern Washington state, food and water aren't necessary, but a pump-action shotgun is? Apparently one of the side-effects of stomach-stapling that they don't tell you is that it makes you a paranoid nut-job. Also is it just me or does the post-fat John Popper bare a striking resemblance to Dwight from The Office?