Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Neighborhood #5 (Washington Heights)

Ever since I received the Arcade Fire's debut LP Funeral as a Christmas gift in December of 2004, I've been fighting a losing battle to see the band in concert. After being too slow on the uptake to see their show (and duet with David Byrne) at Irving Plaza 2 years ago, then lacking the funds to buy tickets for their Summerstage show (and duet with David Bowie) that year, and the seemingly nonexistent tickets to the the Judson Memorial Church shows in March, I thought all hope was lost. But my vigilance (and lightning-fast Ticketmastering skillz) paid off on Tuesday with seats one of the best shows I've seen in recent memory.














Overhyped Brooklyn indie darlings the National opened with a set that was decent, but ultimately disappointing (or, as Christine and Merrill might say - unfortunate). If you haven't heard them, the National are basically an attempt to merge mumbly Springsteen-esque vocals with reverby hipster rock (like the Hold Steady if they drank less and did more coke). They played maybe two songs that the crowd actually got into and didn't make the singer seem like a total douche playing to a half-full theater of people filing in to see a much better band (on a side note, the drummer for this band is actually - or unfortunately - really good). If anything, that performance just made me that much more appreciative when the Arcade Fire came on.















As the lights dimmed the circular screens around the stage fired up with some genuinely creepy footage of a poorly dressed, overly made-up televangelist going on about Jesus or the rapture or whatever it is those people ramble about. Then the band came out and filled the stage (literally - its like a dozen people - they could form their own football team), opening with "Keep the Car Running" followed by the the contradictory, yet equally automotive-themed, "No Cars Go". Though they primarily stuck to material off Neon Bible, they did play most of the best songs off of Funeral (which surprisingly included both of the Regine Chassigne-sung tracks). Certainly one of the highlights of the show was Win Butler doing "My Body Is a Cage" with full pipe organ accompaniment, and if nothing else, this show made a fantastic case for public school music programs in Canada, with most of the members of the band shuffling from instrument to instrument between songs, and the two horn players effortlessly switching from trumpet to French horn to saxophone to tuba, sometimes in the same song. The United Palace Theater, an old vaudeville theater, way the fuck up on 175th street, thats been recently restored and being booked for concerts, was probably the perfect location for the band, both in terms of the acoustics and its intricately-detailed, gold-painted ornamentation. It was interesting to see a band that seems to rely so heavily on intimacy with their audience play to a theater thats at least twice the size of any venue they've played in past tours, though they compensated for this (and almost gave the security guards coronaries) when they kicked into "Wake Up" during the encore and invited the crowd to rush the stage. I was initially concerned that they were holding something back for their show at Radio City Music Hall the following night, but since David Bowie never made it on stage with the band, as everybody at the show expected, and the security was ejecting fans that tried to get any nearer to the stage than their seat, I'm gonna say that this was probably the best of the three NYC shows.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Schlockapalooza '07: A Summer Sequelabration

After seeing Spiderman 3 this weekend and concluding that the $400 million spent on that film could likely have been better spent producing a dozen more straight-to-video American Pie sequels, I have decided that, before I completely turn off that part of my brain that governs reason, rational though, and plot continuity, I would go ahead and review some of the more highly anticipated movies coming out this summer (based on their trailers).

28 Weeks Later
So the franchise has been abandoned by its writer and director. . . and all of the original cast. . . At least it's got the drunk, incoherent guy from Trainspotting in it.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

In order to save the world from. . . something (honestly I never really figured out what the fuck was going on at the end of that second movie), all the Pirates of the world join forces for some sort of international man-on-man lovefest featuring Chow Yun-Fat and Keith Richards' exhumed corpse. Not surprisingly, there's at least an hour of unnecessarily drawn-out swordplay in this one too.

Evan Almighty
Much like the original story of God purging the sins of mankind by killing nearly everyone on Earth in a great flood, this movie looks hilarious.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
If it's anything like the Silver Surfer comic series, I'm not gonna be on near enough drugs to appreciate it. . . or to dull the pain of Jessica Alba delivering lines.

Shrek The Third
As Dreamworks continues to come up with excuses to subject me to another summer of bullshit product tie-ins, the two hours of inane scatological humor and jokes revolving around beloved storybook characters thrust into modern adult situations still remain funny and fresh. . . I'm just fucking with you. I hate these movies.

Live Free or Die Hard
It'll be like the first one where Bruce Willis has to take out an office building full of terrorists despite having shards of glass stuck in his feet, except instead of an office building its a retirement home, and instead of shards of glass he has a respirator and colonostopy bag.

Knocked Up
Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd provide further proof that they are truly the Abbot and Costello of their generation.

Ocean's Thirteen
Though not quite as enjoyable as The 13th Warrior, The Thirteenth Floor, Thirteen Days, Thir13een Ghosts, or Catherine Hardwicke's teen drama Thirteen, this movie continues to prove that Steven Soderbergh knows how to keep his friends gainfully employed.

Hairspray
A movie based on a musical that was originally adapted from a movie. How could it fail?

Ratatouille
What March of the Penguins and Happy Feet did for penguins, this film will do for sewer rats.

Transformers
Michael Bay brings together his passions for television commercials and blowing stuff up in this, the world's most expensive toy advertisement, and Orson Welles is resurrected to reprise his performance as Unicron from the original Transformers movie